When you have 0 dexterity and 999 strength.
Why you shouldn't microwave a cell phone. IT'S LIKE THE REBIRTH OF VOLDEMORT? It's like the cell phone is a demon. It finally escapes in the heat or leaves the phone. Maybe it thought it finally arrived in hell?
Smaug never gets to have any fun. Awesome Smaug/The Hobbit/Khalessi/Game of Thrones crossover.
Here's what happens when a cat touches a plasma ball.